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~ Thursday, January 26 ~
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Lana Del Chipmunk

Tags: Lana Del Rey Born to die LMAO
~ Wednesday, May 11 ~
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I did this a child, but I was naked and had already locked my mom in the basement.  I flung the boiling pot of spaghetti all over the kitchen then proceeded to dance my ass off to Shania Twain.  During all of this, my mother was in the basement yelling out of the tiny window at our new neighbors feet to come let her out the basement because her son had locked her in there.

I did this a child, but I was naked and had already locked my mom in the basement.  I flung the boiling pot of spaghetti all over the kitchen then proceeded to dance my ass off to Shania Twain.  During all of this, my mother was in the basement yelling out of the tiny window at our new neighbors feet to come let her out the basement because her son had locked her in there.

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~ Wednesday, April 6 ~
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I’m sorry everyone… but it is fucking amazing.

I’m sorry everyone… but it is fucking amazing.

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~ Monday, April 4 ~
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exactly
he is like if I ate a bagel
because you are what you eat
and then i pooped out part of the bagel
that enjoys sleeping
as much as i do
— words of wisdom by Travis Pottle (via itsrainingwolves)
Tags: LMAO I make no sense.
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~ Friday, February 11 ~
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I couldn’t resist.  Key likes my man too!! HAHAHAHA

I couldn’t resist.  Key likes my man too!! HAHAHAHA

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~ Wednesday, January 19 ~
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I want to adopt them all. My life would be complete.

Tags: jersey shore little jersey shore spoof LMAO Cute
~ Monday, January 10 ~
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drinkablekittens:

mollydropbox:

 
It is very rare in nature to find octopuses with extra tentacles, but in December 1998, a common octopus was captured in Matoya Bay, Japan, which had a whopping 96 tentacles.
 
The unusual octopus had the normal 8 appendages attached to the body, but each one of those branched out to form the extra tentacles. The specimen survived for five months after its capture, and even laid eggs, which hatched into normal 8 tentacled octopi. Upon its death, the 96-tentacled octopus was preserved and now remains on permanent display at the Shima Marineland Aquarium in Shima, Japan.

oh creepy

 well of course it came from Japan…

drinkablekittens:

mollydropbox:

 

It is very rare in nature to find octopuses with extra tentacles, but in December 1998, a common octopus was captured in Matoya Bay, Japan, which had a whopping 96 tentacles.

 

The unusual octopus had the normal 8 appendages attached to the body, but each one of those branched out to form the extra tentacles. The specimen survived for five months after its capture, and even laid eggs, which hatched into normal 8 tentacled octopi. Upon its death, the 96-tentacled octopus was preserved and now remains on permanent display at the Shima Marineland Aquarium in Shima, Japan.

oh creepy

 well of course it came from Japan…

Tags: tentacle porn LMAO
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~ Sunday, January 9 ~
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I just take the abuse… because I know deep down it is done with love~ HAHA

I just take the abuse… because I know deep down it is done with love~ HAHA

(Source: ooooreo)

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